2012 Battle of the Bands Champion. (lives in the past)

Certified Sandwich Master. (makes a tasty club)

Former accountant. (went to college)

Former logistics broker. (fluent in truckish)

Adobe CC amateur. (indesign, photoshop, illustrator, animate)

Unlicensed electrician. (never been electrocuted)

Virgo. (doesn’t believe in astrology)

Lifelong musician. (plays well with others)